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If you're a guy wearing this, you’re instantly 50% more attractive to any woman who actually understands football. If you're a woman wearing it, expect a sudden influx of free drinks and respect from every guy in the room. It turns out that having immaculate taste in who you root against is highly magnetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Specs \u0026amp; Materials:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clocking in at a thick 10 oz. 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